- Product Dimensions : 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.75 inches; 15.52 ounces
- Date First Available : June 15, 2023
- Manufacturer : Funny Candles
- ASIN : B0C88BMNMQ
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Product description

Celebrate love, laughter, and milestones with our funny anniversary candles. Hand-poured from 100% soy wax, each candle features a witty message that makes it the perfect anniversary gift for couples, spouses, or partners. Add warmth, charm, and a personal touch to any home or celebration.
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At Funny Candles, we hand-pour soy candles that smell amazing and say what you’re really thinking. Woman-owned and family-run in the USA, we make gifts that spark laughter, warmth, and memorable moments—because life’s too short for boring candles.
What are Funny Candles brand candles made from?
We hand-pour every candle in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota, using 100% soy wax, premium fragrance oils, and lead-free cotton wicks. Clean burn, great scent, and a touch of sarcasm—because life’s too short for boring candles.
How long do they burn?
Our candles burn for 45+ hours when used according to instructions.
Are they made in the USA?
Yes. Every Funny Candles brand candle is hand-poured in the USA with American-grown soy wax.
How strong is the scent?
Big scent, no headache. Our candles are crafted to throw just the right amount of fragrance—enough to fill the room, not chase you out of it.
How should I care for my candle?
Trim the wick to 1/4″ before each burn, allow the wax to melt evenly across the top before extinguishing, and avoid burning for more than 4 hours at a time.
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From the brand
- Perfect Funny Anniversary Gift: Celebrate your enduring relationship with a touch of humor and love. This “We’re Still Married” candle is the ideal funny anniversary gift for husband, wife, or any couple who enjoys laughing together. Whether you’re celebrating your 16th wedding anniversary, 1st, 10th, or 50th year together, this gag gift keeps the romance alive with a playful nudge. It’s a humorous yet heartfelt way to mark the journey of marriage and all its highs, lows, and hilarious moments.
- Handcrafted in Minnesota with Love: Each candle is poured by hand in small batches using premium soy wax, ensuring a clean, long-lasting burn. We believe love is in the details, and our craftsmanship reflects that. As a handmade candle made in the USA, it also supports small business values and local artisanship. DESIGNED FOR CANDLE LAMP WARMERS – Crafted for versatility, this jar candle is safe and effective for use with candle lamp warmers—allowing you to enjoy its full fragrance without lighting a flame. Whether paired with a decorative candle lamp or gifted on its own, this candle is a versatile present for any occasion. Infused with carefully selected fragrance oils.
- Inviting Vanilla Sandalwood Scent: Fill your space with the calming and seductive aroma of vanilla sandalwood. This fragrance combination is designed to soothe the senses while evoking a cozy, romantic ambiance. Whether you’re enjoying a candlelit dinner, unwinding after a long day, or just need to freshen up a room, the warm, woodsy notes create an inviting vibe perfect for couples and cozy nights in. The traditional gift for a 16th wedding anniversary is wax, symbolizing the way a marriage moulds and shapes two lives into one over time. Wax also represents flexibility, warmth, and the ability to adapt to life’s changes together.
- Stylish Amber Jar Design: This candle comes in a sleek amber glass jar that adds a rustic yet modern charm to any space. Its minimalist design pairs well with both contemporary and traditional decor, making it as aesthetically pleasing as it is functional. The 7 oz size offers a compact yet impactful presence—perfect for bedrooms, bathrooms, or living rooms.
- 40–50 Hours of Aromatherapy Delight: With an approximate burn time of 40–50 hours, this soy candle offers extended enjoyment and fragrance. Made with a cotton wick and natural soy wax, it provides a clean, even burn that enhances mood without overwhelming the senses. Light it during special occasions or whenever you want to add a bit of humor and heart to your surroundings.
| Brand | Funny Candles |
| Color | White |
| Product Dimensions | 2.75″W x 3.75″H |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Scent | Vanilla Sandalwood |
| Are Batteries Included | No |
| Indoor/Outdoor Usage | Indoor |
| Specific Uses For Product | Ambience, Aromatherapy, Celebration, Decoration, Home Fragrance |
| Shape | Round |
| Material | Soy Wax |
| Container Material | Glass |
| Occasion | Birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Retirement, Thank you & Appreciation |
| Seasons | All Season, Autumn, Spring, Winter |
| Special Feature | Clean Burn, Highly Scented, Long Burning, Non Toxic, Slow Burning |
| Style | Still Married |
| Wick Quantity | 1 |
| Model Name | Still Married |
| Theme | Alphabet, Floral, Fruit, Galaxy, Holiday, Rainbow, Religious |
| Pattern | Solid |
| Product Care Instructions | Wipe with Dry Cloth |
| Material Type Free | Lead Free, Paraben Free, Paraffin Free, Phthalate Free, Sulfate Free |
| Unit Count | 9.0 Ounce |
| Embellishment | Metal Lid, label |
| Material Feature | Non-toxic, Vegan, Animal Cruelty-Free |
| Candle Type | Container Candle |
| Size | Medium |
| Target Audience | Men, Women, couples |
| Manufacturer | Funny Candles |
| Has Crackle Wick | No |
| Packaging Type | Gift Box |
| Item Weight | 15.5 ounces |
| Special Features | Clean Burn, Highly Scented, Long Burning, Non Toxic, Slow Burning |
| Batteries Included? | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Average Life | 50 Hours |

















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